I Wish I Could Be a Ninja

Delayed News - Damn I Wish I Could Be a Ninja: "Going samurai on your recliner isn't illegal. At least that's the ruling from a Canadian judge. Wayne Bell of Sarnia, Ontario, was busted after he attacked an old chair on his patio with a yard-long sword.

During his trial, Bell said skewering the old recliner was fun and felt good. He was arrested for possession of a dangerous weapon. But a judge dismissed the charge, saying the sword could only be considered a weapon if it was used to intimidate somebody."